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Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 17:51:00 - [1] Originally by: The Mittani One month: SoCo is gone. CORM is gone. RISE is gone. DR is gone. ISS, Aftermath Alliance, Executive Outcomes, and Sphere Confederation are, on BoB's orders, preemptively evacuating out of their rented space and relocating to Fountain and Delve as part of BoBÆs new ægrand strategyÆ of turtling up behind their sycophants. Congratulations to our allies for this grand victory. This in a thread called "Pets die in shame: the cleansing of Feythabolis". It's like the goonie Napoleon here has been taking pretentiousness lessons from Sir Molle. His chest-beating threads even sound the same. What was Molle's thread -- 46 days or something? It's a little weird, frankly. The question becomes: is he role-playing an over-dramatic pretentious Eve-obsessive (a la digitalcommunist), or does he actually take his interweb spaceships this seriously? I don't know -- what do you think, Numismancer?
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 18:21:00 - [2] Edited by: Johnny ReeRee on 23/10/2007 18:23:22 Originally by: Stevobob Originally by: Johnny ReeRee blather I don't think you "get" Goonswarm. lawlz! It's just so funny how seriously goonies have bought into this myth of goonie exceptionalism. They're the caricature of Al Gore on Eve-O -- they invented it all on the interwebs, and among the standard put-down repertoire is the "you don't understand us!" schtick. Stevobob, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it's not rocket science here. There really isn't that much to "get". A few standard cliches that some dude on somethingawful.com copied from somewhere else on the interweb, some irony, some meta-irony and done! BEHOLD THE GREAT AND MIGHTY GOON CLEANSING EVE-O WITH SWORD AND FIRE! KNEEL BEFORE OUR GRANDIOSITY YOU INSIGNIFICANCES! edit, for my brosef Ramlir:
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 18:59:00 - [3] Originally by: Stevobob I don't think you "get" Goonswarm. Originally by: Porks i don't think you "get" goons Originally by: Tevlent I don't think you 'get' what we are trying to say. Originally by: Snowden Vel I don't think you "get" writing posts. Originally by: Orangir I don't think you "get" out much. Originally by: Stevobob Yeah, you definitely don't "get" Goonswarm. Originally by: Shredded No, really, I don't think you "get" Goonswarm. Originally by: NO BRAKES I don't think you "get" alt posting.
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 19:03:00 - [4] Originally by: Ramlir
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 19:58:00 - [5] Originally by: Psycho Lordling The Mittani , the best thing that happend to EVE. I didn't get metagaming when I was on the recieveing side. I have learned that it is just as important as guns. I have never flown with anyone as fun as the goons.. Goons rock.. and goons are the best posters. Quoting this for pure awesomeness! Or maybe I just don't "get" it? Or I don't "get" that I "get" it? Or "get" that I "get" what I "get"... Zounds!
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 20:03:00 - [6] Originally by: Subprimewoes Originally by: Johnny ReeRee Originally by: Ramlir How does irrelevancy taste? Is it good on toast? Wow! That's one hell of a burn! See, your spaceship mmorpg character belongs to a large and powerful gang in the game and my spaceship mmorpg character belongs to a small one. Therefore you win! It's all clear now! Yay for you Subprimewoes! That's one heck of a burn and mad props for bringing it! ZOMG THE GREAT AND MIGHTY GOON HAS SPOKEN. 1/5000TH OF THE GOON AND 1/20000TH OF RSF HAS ASSURED ME THAT I AM IRRELEVANT! MAYBE WITH ENOUGH TIME ALL 20000 WILL COME HERE AND DEMONSTRATE THEIR WAY COOL IRONIC INDEPENDENCE BY REPEATING THE SAME LINES!
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 20:22:00 - [7] Originally by: HatfulOfHollow Originally by: Johnny ReeRee ZOMG THE GREAT AND MIGHTY GOON HAS SPOKEN. 1/5000TH OF THE GOON AND 1/20000TH OF RSF HAS ASSURED ME THAT I AM IRRELEVANT! MAYBE WITH ENOUGH TIME ALL 20000 WILL COME HERE AND DEMONSTRATE THEIR WAY COOL IRONIC INDEPENDENCE BY REPEATING THE SAME LINES! Mad props for bringing it, but I don't think you "get" goonswarm, tbqh imho. 1
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 20:22:00 - [8] Originally by: Gloomy Gus Originally by: Johnny ReeRee MAYBE WITH ENOUGH TIME ALL 20000 WILL COME HERE AND DEMONSTRATE THEIR WAY COOL IRONIC INDEPENDENCE BY REPEATING THE SAME LINES! Sometimes I juts think you don't "get" goonswarm. Also, God I love you RA TCF IAC AAA KOS CA UNL Venom PL and even GROON because I'm not oldschool enough to hate on you guys yet. 2
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 20:23:00 - [9] Originally by: Justor JeiGallo Originally by: Johnny ReeRee ZOMG THE GREAT AND MIGHTY GOON HAS SPOKEN. 1/5000TH OF THE GOON AND 1/20000TH OF RSF HAS ASSURED ME THAT I AM IRRELEVANT! MAYBE WITH ENOUGH TIME ALL 20000 WILL COME HERE AND DEMONSTRATE THEIR WAY COOL IRONIC INDEPENDENCE BY REPEATING THE SAME LINES! you sound tense. perhaps you are experiencing the onset of menses 3
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 20:25:00 - [10] Originally by: Nasty Bull Let this be a warning to all out there crossing the goons. We will shoot your ships. We will dismantle your station services. We will kill your POS's We will take your stations. We will infest your forums. We will spread your dirty secrets and dealings all over COAD. We will laugh of your failure, not our own. We will make fun of your attempts to defend your space. We will have spies spread rot in your core. We will , on every level... destroy you. We will be goons. Civilization and democracy where Xetic. That didn't work. Goonstyle rulez. Mad props to our allies that have helped us so much crushing the will and spirit of our enemies. MAD props to IAC and AAA and the others devastating the meatshields. -dbp
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 21:14:00 - [11] Originally by: Desiderata Fabian Originally by: Nasty Bull Let this be a warning to all out there crossing the goons. We will shoot your ships. We will dismantle your station services. We will kill your POS's We will take your stations. We will infest your forums. We will spread your dirty secrets and dealings all over COAD. We will laugh of your failure, not our own. We will make fun of your attempts to defend your space. We will have spies spread rot in your core. We will , on every level... destroy you. We will be goons. Civilization and democracy where Xetic. That didn't work. Goonstyle rulez. Mad props to our allies that have helped us so much crushing the will and spirit of our enemies. MAD props to IAC and AAA and the others devastating the meatshields. This post sucks. I thought it was awesome! It certainly had me shivering in me timbers! "We will be goons." Yow! And the rhetorical device of the repeated "We will" phrase was eloquence itself! Heck, it was so awesome I'll just let it speak for itself: Quote: Let this be a warning to all out there crossing the goons. We will shoot your ships. We will dismantle your station services. We will kill your POS's We will take your stations. We will infest your forums. We will spread your dirty secrets and dealings all over COAD. We will laugh of your failure, not our own. We will make fun of your attempts to defend your space. We will have spies spread rot in your core. We will , on every level... destroy you. We will be goons. Civilization and democracy where Xetic. That didn't work. Goonstyle rulez. Mad props to our allies that have helped us so much crushing the will and spirit of our enemies. MAD props to IAC and AAA and the others devastating the meatshields. Goosebumps!
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 21:36:00 - [12] Wow -- the guy gets kicked from a corp he belonged to for a year because he posted something stupid on Eve-O? Man, you goonies really do take this forum stuff way too seriously. I guess with a few public executions like this, the rest of the goonies will toe the line! Yay for freedom and stuff!
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 21:42:00 - [13] Originally by: Alias11 What did I tell you about bangs? They imply a strong emotional investment in this whole thing, and as an uncaring alt poster who doesn't care at all and is just here for the lulz and doesn't care at all you should really tone it back. Alias11, I'm sorry, but I think you just don't "get" ReeRees.
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 21:45:00 - [14] Originally by: Alias11 I don't know who that is, probably some worthless american personality, but in fact my balls have dropped and my *** is quite plump, so why dont you back the ** off and stick to making fun of people too dumb to strike back (read: space badger) What did I tell you about bangs? They imply a strong emotional investment in this whole thing, and as an uncaring alt poster who doesn't care at all and is just here for the lulz and doesn't care at all you should really tone it back.
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.23 22:54:00 - [15] Originally by: Gloomy Gus Is sycophancy a word? BoB will probably be remembered, mostly as a bunch of the most ridiculously arrogant ***s you'll ever hear in local. The guys who paid rent to shoot rocks in their backyard, less likely. Now I'm just a sad, irrelevant little ReeRee who can't possibly "get" the greatness and the sophistication that the Goons bless us with here, so it may be that I just don't "get" sycophancy. Does it look something like this? Originally by:** Psycho Lordling The Mittani , the best thing that happend to EVE. I didn't get metagaming when I was on the recieveing side. I have learned that it is just as important as guns. I have never flown with anyone as fun as the goons.. Goons rock.. and goons are the best posters.
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.28 12:20:00 - [16] LOL -- I missed this latest from the goon forum heros: Originally by: Alias11 Wait. http://www.eve-maps.com/outpostalert/alliancechart.asp?FilterType=Alliance&FilterBy=RISE http://www.eve-maps.com/outpostalert/alliancechart.asp?FilterType=Alliance&FilterBy=OHGOD Ok, 3-4:1 odds is still pretty good for 8 months. Wait. How does no one call this stupidness out? Well, except for my brosef Natas Dog, of course. For the rest, it's just the Bobblehead Brigade (not to be confused with the ReeRee Brigade!) doing the silly echo-chamber thing. Here's why it's stupid. What about these guys? http://www.eve-maps.com/outpostalert/alliancechart.asp?FilterType=Alliance&FilterBy=T%20C%20F http://www.eve-maps.com/outpostalert/alliancechart.asp?FilterType=Alliance&FilterBy=KOS http://www.eve-maps.com/outpostalert/alliancechart.asp?FilterType=Alliance&FilterBy=-10.0 http://www.eve-maps.com/outpostalert/alliancechart.asp?FilterType=Alliance&FilterBy=RED http://www.eve-maps.com/outpostalert/alliancechart.asp?FilterType=Alliance&FilterBy=UNL As much as the goons would like take credit for everything -- the sad truth is that a few other people are involved in fighting RISE also. But it was a tremendous post, aside from the little bit about being completely stupid and wrong. And it totally missed the bang. Where's the bang? Alias11, my goonie brosef, I was relying on you, and I have to say I feel like you let me down. Next time, could you please not be long, dull and stupid? That'd be great -- thanks!
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.28 12:47:00 - [17] Originally by: Ramlir Edited by: Ramlir on 28/10/2007 12:38:05 Good job linking us to the basic stats of a few alliances, Johnny. I learned how to do it from Alias11 -- you really should thank him. But in the goonie spirit, I'm happy to take credit for everything!
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.28 12:54:00 - [18] Originally by: Ramlir That wasn't sarcasm. It's handy to have those links for when the same thing happens to ISS and you're left with a pit of excuses to fill. So bitter! And again no bang! I'm afraid this is not super-slam material.
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.28 13:18:00 - [19] Edited by: Johnny ReeRee on 28/10/2007 13:19:34 Channeling The Mittani: Ramlir, The brave facade you try to put up delights me; it means we can drag out the agonies of your failing alliance for some time yet. [D]arling...I've only just begun to play. You brag so soon, little [goon]. Your idiocy has provoked me, and I'm going to take it out on ISS. Again. LOL -- I love The Mittani. I think I "get" him now. I mean, sure he's a psycho Eve-obsessive with delusions of grandeur. But he's also got this wacky role-play element, with all the purple prose. I didn't get it at first because he doesn't have an apostrophe in his name. See, it should be The Mit'tani. But because he's a spy-guy, the apostrophe is silent. It's brilliant! Well played sir! From now on, he's The Mit'tani to me.
Johnny ReeRee The ReeRee Brigade	Posted - 2007.10.28 14:23:00 - [20] I love it when you do my work for me! You probably shouldn't be so obvious about it though, people are already talking... I think maybe it should be in a new thread. I feel like it should get maximum exposure. Can you forward it to goon alliance chat? It'd be awesome to get a few more voices here. Thanks man! You'll always be my brosef.

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